a little respect

dear diary,

things have been getting better ever since i hit the big 3-Mo. my parents are finally giving me the r-e-s-pect i deserve. i get to sleep all the damn day, swing whenever i want, and have full and unobstructed boobie access.

last saturday night i learned my first lesson about the harsh reality of being a "smaller" person. me and the gang hit the roller rink at oaks park 'round 7 -- i was feeling good, looking good and ready to show off my fresh moves. all was going as planned until i went to pick up my skates at the rental counter. it was then that the lady said: "we don't carry skates for people of your size". rude.

obviously my confidence was shattered, but i think i'm ready to get back in the small saddle and take care of business. i'm kinda getting sick of staying in my mom and dad's room and i'm lookin for a place to call my own.

needless to say, this player needs a little room to grow.

peace, love and breastmilk,
indy